first date questions
(Source: neither)
-For Weekend Update, I’m Seth Meyers.
-And I’m Amy Poehler. Goodnight!
(Source: heytinafey)
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(Source: mrbenwyatt)
I like wine. I used to smoke a lot of weed, but I don’t anymore. It’s one of those things that you think is useful, but it’s not. It doesn’t really get you anywhere. I used to feel that you had to induce yourself into a state of mania to write songs. Life does that anyway, so I don’t need any substances to help me be in constant battle.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together